Admiral Rejects Trump's Shit Sandwich

ZANS, 17.02.16 - Sources report that today Ret. Vice Adm. Bob Harward refused President Trump's offer of appointment as the national security advisor. Harward, a former Navy Seal, is a graduate of the United States Naval Academy and a veteran with over 35 years active service. Sources report that when asked why he turned the offer down he replied "it was a shit sandwich." "With over 35 years in the Navy," he said, "I have become used to a lot of shit, but mostly it was petty shit and bull shit." This, he said "is deep shit, bad shit, and I want no part of this shit."

When asked about Harward's characterization of the offer, confidential sources in the administration informed ZANS that they do not answer shitty questions and refused further comment..