Trump Purges White House of Obama Spy Tools

ZANS, 17.03.13 - In response to an administration that is leaking like a sieve, President Trump has ordered all microwave ovens removed from the White House and other government facilities after advisor Kellyanne Conway disclosed that the Obama administration had salted them with spy cameras in microwaves.

Trump also warned the American public that Obama's spying was ubiquitous throughout the country and that all microwave ovens and other electronic devices sold since 2009 could be recording every move and word in every household in America. This information, said Trump is being transmitted to a secret warehouse somewhere in Nebraska owned by George Soros.

By executive order Trump has declared March 21 National Patriot Expression Day and directed all Americans to bring their microwave ovens to designated assembly points throughout the nation for a smashing and burning of Obama spy devices. It will be a yuuge patriotic event to celebrate Making America Great Again, said Trump. Biggly!!

In other news Press Secretary Sean Spicer said that President Trump really did not mean that Obama had wiretapped his campaign when he said that Obama had wiretapped his campaign. He also said that Trump did not really mean Obama when he said Obama. When asked if Trump was still going ahead with his border wall, Spicer said certainly, it is a promise, but that the meanings of both border and wall were still under debate.