Russians Now Having Buyer's Remorse Over Choice Of US President

ZANS, 17.02.15 - According to leaks coming out of the Kremlin the Russians are showing severe signs of buyer's remorse over their choice for United States President. One high placed anonymous source told ZANS that President Putin is highly displeased and that there is likely to be some shake-ups in the Russian covert action department for failing to adequately evaluate the quality of the candidate before the election.

The source told our reporter that they did not expect much in the deal other than a more compliant approach to relations between the two countries, and are dismayed at how amateurish and blindly egotistic the new administration has been in conducting its affairs. If there were a return policy, the source said, they would definitely be asking for their money back.