Major Changes In Trump Line-Up

ZANS, 17.02.20 - In response to recent developments the Trump administration has announced some changes in its line-up and some new moves on the international scene.

Fake news has become a priority of the administration and in line with President Trump's concern with the media, highlighting it as an enemy of the country and purveyor of fake news the positon of press secretary has been renamed the Fake News Secretary. "When it comes to dealing with the lying press," no one is better than Sean Spicer, a super star of fake news, said Trump. "So, to make his title more in line with the duties of the position, we are renaming it the Fake News Secretary."

"Fake news is my specialty," said Spicer. "I am glad that the President recognizes how important it is to put it to the lying press in this country by exposing what is really going on. We can shovel it with the best of them."

On another front, in response to push back from the government of Sweden on remarks he made at the recent Florida pep rally concerning immigrant violence in the country, President Trump has designated advisor Kellyanne Conway as special envoy to Sweden to help them identify terrorist threats.

"The Swedes obviously are having a difficult time seeing what is right before their eyes," said the President. "Sad!" "Kellyanne is terrific when it comes to finding terrorism and pointing it out," he said. "The Swedish people really deserve someone of her calibur to help them identify their problems, just like the ones she called out in Bowling Green."

"I can't wait" said Conway, "although I do have some reservations about spending time in a place with an abundance of aquavit and lutefisk."